I don’t care for Desperate Housewives but I do care for Armie’s fine ass. I tried to get through this show to see him be a drug dealer, make faces, eat cookies and a brownie that Teri Hatcher’s tries to feed him.
Also, HIS HANDS. SO LARGE.
![I have watched some awful shit movies for actors like. For example: Tart [Jacob Pitts], Bridget Jones’ Diary 2 [Colin Firth] and both of the Fantastic Four movies [Ioan Gruffudd]. But Spring Breakdown is fucking awful. Amy Poehler and fucking Arm and Hammer with your 1 minute screen time and absolutely no lines could not save this shit for me.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgfjh1syus1qa8tc8o1_500.jpg)
I have watched some awful shit movies for actors like. For example: Tart [Jacob Pitts], Bridget Jones’ Diary 2 [Colin Firth] and both of the Fantastic Four movies [Ioan Gruffudd]. But Spring Breakdown is fucking awful. Amy Poehler and fucking Arm and Hammer with your 1 minute screen time and absolutely no lines could not save this shit for me.
